DWTS Night 2 !!!

Okay, so the lady in the above picture has 4 kids. The youngest is 6 months old. Unbelievable.

This years dancing with the stars is going to be the best ever. Nobody sticks out as the best the way Kristi Yamaguichi did last year. This could be anyones year. I voted for like 4 couples last night. Of course, I'm still a Lacey Schwimmer fan, but I have a soft spot for Chef Rocco, who did so much better last night. I also can't believe Brook, models are usually so stiff. And Warren Sapp is just a scene stealer. Dear Son came down last night and asked me what Warren Sapp was doing on "DWTS", didn't he have a football game somewhere last night???

Okay so I made it through my Colonoscopy this morning. The procedure itself isn't that bad, but the prep is a real "stinker". But, I have vowed to never talk about "Poop" on this blog again. Lets just say everybody can get off my back about having this "simple", after 50 procedure done. I don't have any problems, at least "anal " ones, at this time. Okay so I still have to schedule the not so yearly Mammogram.

By Bret Federigan MSN TV

Don't feel too bad for insult comic Jeffrey Ross, the first of the 13 celebrity contestants to be eliminated from the seventh season of "Dancing With the Stars." After all, his early dismissal ensures that he'll no longer have to suffer through the embarrassment of exhibiting his next-to-nothing dancing skills. Sure, the guy's stand-up act is as edgy and strident as there is on the celebrity roast circuit, but Ross just never looked comfortable on the dance floor. Everything from his flailing moves to his ill-fitting costume made him seem like this was the wrong celebrity reality competition for him. "Celebrity Rehab," maybe? Good riddance. And now, a look at how the rest of the cast fared on the second night of competition:
Lance Bass
That quick step sure seems to suit the former pop star, whose dynamic footwork showcased his obvious enthusiasm for this competition. It definitely doesn't hurt that he's paired with Lacey Schwimmer, a veteran of, ahem, another dance competition show and a star of sorts in her own right. Even if the judges weren't completely sold on their act, we can agree that Lance's can-do attitude and carefree air will certainly keep him safe at least for the next couple of weeks.
Score: 21/30
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Misty May-Treanor
When this season's cast was announced, who stopped to think that this beach volleyball dynamo would make a successful ballroom dancer? Folks, looks like this self-professed "jock" feels right at home off the sand. Her version of the mambo tonight was everything you'd expect of an Olympic-level athlete; it was aggressive, powerful and confident. And energy? This girl's got that in spades.
Score: 21/30
Maurice Greene
Mark my words: This former Olympic-gold-medal-winning sprinter is going to make a long run through the competition. His mambo tonight showcased exactly why. Not only was his routine chock full of high-octane hip shaking, but his personality also was out of control! You've got to respect a competitor who's not afraid to pull out the "worm" in front of the venerable judging panel. We've got a budding Latin dance specialist on our hands.
Score: 21/30
Brooke Burke
Brooke's debut performance on the season premiere immediately marked her out as perhaps the woman to beat in this competition. With her impossibly hyperextended, long legs and her curvy body, she just looks every bit the part of a classic ballroom dancer. And, boy, does it not hurt that she just might be the most naturally talented dancer among the celebrity cast. Tonight, her quick step was spun sugar, and the judges were lapping up her effortless way across the floor, her genuine chemistry with partner Derek Hough, and a style that just screams class.
Score: 26/30
Cloris Leachman
This ol' "Battlestar Geriatrica" (as the judges called her) seemed to elicit one of two strong responses from viewers and from you faithful readers. On the one hand, many found her irreverent (some would call potty) mouth utterly refreshing. On the other hand, many thought her expletive-filled reaction to her scores was inappropriate and excessive. Count me among the former. I simply love the fact that an 82-year-old woman has chosen to take on this challenge. Sure, she's not going to be among the strongest dancers, but would we want her to be? I just want her to be the Cloris Leachman we've known throughout her long career -- a gutsy, earthy and not so self-serious woman. Tonight's mambo? Cute as all get out. But technically impressive? Hardly. Still, I'm rooting for her to survive another week.
Score: 16/30
Toni Braxton
For someone who's suffering from a heart disease, the R&B diva's sure got some impressive stamina. Her quick step was every bit impressive as her cha-cha from the first night. As a singer, she's known for her seductive delivery and her jaw-dropping, barely there costumes. And as a dancer, well, it looks like we can expect more of the same. Along with Brooke Burke, Toni's shaping up to be one of the female favorites. Both have dance-friendly bodies and compelling partner chemistry. But it's Toni who's more light on her feet and delicate with her movements.
Score: 23/30
Warren Sapp
This former NFL defensive tackle shocked a few folks on the season premiere with his surprisingly quick feet and a personality that seemed to bust through our television screens. Tonight's quick step was more technically demanding, and his more-than-substantial physique seemed to hamper him a bit in the more detailed aspects of his routine. Still, does this guy try?! You've gotta love any contestant who's willing to go all out like he has on these first two nights.
Score: 22/30
Ted McGinley
Why is this guy so stiff? For someone who looks so youthful for his age, you'd half expect him to be able to shake it a bit more. But his version of the mambo tonight, I'm sorry, was just painful to watch. He has struggled these last two nights. And while tonight's performance was a definite improvement (albeit it by an increment of one point) over last night's frightening debut, he still seems in way over his head.
Score: 19/30
Cody Linley
I was one of the many who were impressed with this teenager's performance last night. Even if he is the show's youngest contestant ever, he's got the sort of dance-floor chutzpah that you just can't teach. Whaddaya know, those Disney Channel stars know how to entertain. He may have shown some moments of nervousness tonight, but his routine was entirely charming, witty and sprightly. He's definitely an underdog here in this competition, but he's the sort of underdog you can feel good rooting for from week to week.
Score: 23/30
Rocco DiSpirito
What a difference a day makes! Rocco's debut performance was almost sleep-inducing. He looked so leaden and humorless. But tonight, the mambo was just what the doctor ordered for this celebrity chef. Finally, this dance step allowed him to demonstrate some playfulness and youthful naughtiness (and those of us who actually watched his oft-panned reality show "The Restaurant" know just exactly how naughty and petulant he can be). He's got to continue to stay this relaxed if he wants to remain in this competition. But for now, he's the most improved from Night 1.
Score: 21/30
Susan Lucci
Viewers were aghast to see good ol' Erica Kane stumbling across the dance floor, looking so completely overwhelmed by the moment. She was stiff and obviously nervous in her debut performance. Not to mention, she looked completely ashen and pale, like she was about to faint! Tonight, she still looked nervous, but less so, and the quick step routine she and her partner performed thankfully exuded the self-assuredness we'd want out of a daytime drama diva. If she can get her nerves under control, who knows just how much she can improve? Tonight was a good start, for sure.
Score: 22/30
Kim Kardashian
The striking reality TV star must have been sweating bullets all night, as she was the last of the contestants to be called to the dance floor. I'm wondering if that all-too-long wait affected her performance. When it was time for her to hit the floor, she seemed a bit hesitant and shy. Maybe Sir Mix-A-Lot was an overambitious choice of music? Even so, Kim looked beautiful on the dance floor. Now, if only she and her partner would find something more appropriate for her personality and temperament. I hope she sticks around and shows us her best stuff.
Score: 18/30
The Scorecard
Who won the judges: Brooke Burke, Toni Braxton and Cody Linley
Who didn't cut it: Cloris Leachman, Kim Kardashian and Ted McGinley
Who improved the most: Susan Lucci and Rocco DiSpirito